Things to ponder while taking a shit: Lessons on unfucking your life

The World is Fucked, and You Cannot Unfuck itThis book will help you reach fewer goals in order to achieve your greatest dream of doing nothing, professionally. It will open your mind to how truly insignificant your effort is in the greater scheme of things. You will finish this book (or maybe you won’t) understanding that no matter how much you diet, upskill, downgrade and recycle your plastics, your efforts will always be eclipsed by billionaires, tech bros, side pieces and assholes who do whatever the fuck they want and whenever the fuck they want to. As you take a mighty shit, I invite you to go on a journey with me to discover how success in life could be measured by living below one’s potential instead of above it. In the arena of below average, very little is asked of you, which sounds like fucking heaven to me. As either Denzel Washington, Cicely Tyson or some other fucker (google isn’t sure) once said, “a uHaul does not follow the hearse.”So, just fucking chill.

Details e-book Things to ponder while taking a shit

🗸 Author(s): Self Help Singh
🗸 Title: Things to ponder while taking a shit: Lessons on unfucking your life
🗸 Rating : 4.6 from 5 stars (69 reviews)
🗸 Languange: English
🗸 Format ebook: PDF, EPUB, Kindle, Audio, HTML and MOBI
🗸 Supported Devices: Android, iOS, PC and Amazon Kindle

Readers' opinions about Things to ponder while taking a shit by Self Help Singh

Haileigh Campbell
Immerse yourself in a captivating romance novel that sweeps readers off their feet with its tale of forbidden love and passionate desire. Set against the backdrop of a lush tropical paradise, the story follows two star-crossed lovers as they navigate the complexities of their forbidden relationship. With its evocative prose and steamy romance, this book is guaranteed to set hearts racing.

Joice Metcalfe
Delve into the pages of this thought-provoking philosophical treatise, where the author grapples with some of life's most profound questions. From the nature of existence to the meaning of morality, each chapter offers a fresh perspective on the human condition. With its rigorous logic and elegant prose, this book is sure to spark lively debate and introspection.

Rebecca Adams
Explore the depths of human emotion with this powerful collection of poetry, where words dance off the page and into the heart. From love and longing to despair and redemption, each poem offers a glimpse into the human experience in all its complexity. With its evocative imagery and lyrical prose, this book is a testament to the enduring power of poetry to move and inspire.

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